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Hello, This is a video of a Honda Accord (I guess) that is being stopped in a really funny way. I’ve never saw such a cute car stopping like this. I’m sure that you will be rolling on the floor laughing when you watch it. Take a look guys, I hope you like it.

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I’ve found this video for a BMW E36 328i showing some muscles. I have to admit that this is making me feel a little bit jealous for having a 318is. The car power is really impressive and makes you think about the BMW M3’s and how powerful and joyful they are. Please pay attention to the beginning of the video in which it says "The following video is 100% fictional and was rendered by a super-computer. Do not attempt any of this!" LOOOL! sweet. So are you ready? take a look and please let me know what you think of it.

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I’m sure you’re a little confused about the title of this post, and you maybe hit it just to know what is that never ending story. It all begins with a thread on bimmerforums, in which, Quart3r asks the readers of that thread to help him create a story about BMW E36. The trick is that every reader should participate in writing the story with a line of text (no more) that will build on the previous post.

I liked the idea and found it very cute and funny. The story goes like this:

QUART3R: While driving in my 325i…
IM OVER IT: While driving in my 325i…I decided to trade it on a 318is
DOWNEASTER1: I decided to trade it on a 318is…and then sadly disappointed, I traded it back
ASC OFF: But it wasn’t the same
JAKEDANIEL: I felt I needed something more, something to fill the empty space in my heart and my driveway.
ROARF: …and then I saw the puddle under the car
BESKHU3EPNM: The puddle was dark brown, and it was found to be a mixture of power steering fluid, engine oil, and antifreeze.
DOWNEASTER1: so I called for my trusty Bentley manual
ASC OFF: To find it could not be repaired
BESKHU3EPNM: So I went on b.fc to research a S50/S52 swap [LOOOOL]!
ROARF: but I was drunk at the time and decided to swap in a VTEC instead
PAUL NJ: so I went to eBay and looking around I found some nice Mods
BESKHU3EPNM: Including this thread So I made another pointless thread on bf.c to ask everyone about it.
ROARF: then I found this thread and realized this was the answer to ALL of my problems
ASC OFF: When it arrived I started the install
RANDAN: This mod with a couple of stickers, easily gave me 50+ hp.
DOWNEASTER1: just then, a few of the local ricers showed up
BESKHU3EPNM: But I couldn’t drive anywhere as my plastic fan blade had shattered, taking out my rad, hoses, etc
ASC OFF: So the repairs began again
MMMCOOKIES…: so I hopped a ride in with one of the ricers and headed down to our local pepboys
PAUL NJ: and there we find some fine tuning, with the outstanding customer service
MMMCOOKIES…: until the drugs wore off and we realized we were in pepboys…
ROARF: I couldn’t help but notice the Dunkin Donuts next door. [LOOOOL]!
MMMCOOKIES…: so we flew over there but it was too late… the cops had baracaded the doors…. [A twist…]

If you liked the story like me, I think you’ll need to read the rest of the thread here.

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Did you hear about this new movie called “Bee Movie”? I heard about it just yesterday and I learned that it’s a graphics movie which I’m becoming in love with this type of movies (it’s like Ice Age, AntZ and Nemo). So, I went to look it up in the youtube to see its trailer when I learned that it’s starring Jerry Seinfeld who I really admire very much and consider as the best man out there to make you laugh. In case, you don’t know him, I suggest you go and look for his comedy series “Seinfeld” I guarantee that you will not be disappointed. I especially love the parts when he starts talking on the stage. He usually comes with a normal thing and just creates a very funny story out of it.

OK, enough talking about Jerry Seinfeld. I’ve brought to you 2 video clips of the Bee Movie that you will definitely like, here you go:

In case you’re wondering, yes, this blog is still about BMW E36 cars, but there’s nothing wrong with having some fun every now and then, don’t you think?

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Hey friends, I have found a thread on bimmerforums with this question "You know you DON’T drive an e36 when" and this thread received some very funny responses that I thought you have to see it. It’s really funny and true at the same time. If you think that some of these are not true, then maybe you’re not driving your BMW E36 the way you should. I suggest you go and have a BMW E36 driving course … Enjoy

You know you DON’T drive an e36 when:
…You meet the minimum balance requirement on your checking account.
…You don’t have any “check” lights on in your car.
…You haven’t been checked out by a chick while driving.
…You have a house.
…You only have one car year round.
…You don’t have any speeding tickets.
…You have a solid relationship with a girl, and they say you DO give them enough attention.
…when you know you can drive further because gas mileage is so much better.
…when you are not afraid to put down the windows and have it break on you all the time.
…when you aren’t afraid of constant minor problems.
…when you get tired of driving after an hour.
…you get a good nights sleep every night because your not up till 4am fixing your car.
…when you drive an e46.
…Your headliner doesn’t sag.
…You can open the door with the least amount of effort.
…There’s no blue and white badge at the front.
…A power window switch doesn’t cost $100.
…when you press the “Window Up” button, and the window goes up.
…when you go over a bump and don’t hear SQEAKRATTLESHAKEBANGCRASHSQEAKRATTLE.
…when you park your car and walk away from it without looking back at it and thinking to yourself “****ing sexy…”
…when you drive with the top down through less-than-fortunate neighborhoods and don’t get flipped off.
…when you pull up to someone else with an E36 and they acknowledge you, instead of looking down or to the side pretending to not notice you.
…when you cut a hard turn and your car flips over.
…when you cut a hard turn and your ball joint breaks.
…when you go to a repair shop and don’t have to be escorted out by ambulance due to heart attack.
…when you can afford more than one new mod/repair a month.
…when people don’t chuck crescent wrenches at you when you drive by (yeah, uh huh, happened).
…when you have angel eyes/projectors and other E3 owners don’t look at them like “OMG I never knew that was an option!”.
…when you fill up for less than $50.
…when an oil change is <$20.

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