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Funny Joke!

21st April 2008

Funny Joke!

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This is a joke about BMW cars that I have read and liked very much! Read below and enjoy!

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

‘There’s no way they can catch a BMW,’ he thought to himself and sped up even more.

Then the reality of the situation hit him, ‘What the heck am I doing?’ he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer. 😀


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  1. 1 On April 21st, 2008, mgr 328i csport said:

    hahahahahahahahhahahahaha i just spat my soup all over my desk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2 On April 21st, 2008, Tony Sticks said:

    LOL! Mgr, it’s really nice 😀

  3. 3 On April 21st, 2008, mgr 328i csport said:

    hey tony, got some lovely location photos for you, no interiors yet, i’ll send them tomorrow cheers dude

  4. 4 On April 21st, 2008, mgr 328i csport said:

    the interrior ones that is!

  5. 5 On April 22nd, 2008, Tony Sticks said:

    I got them. They look nice, but I hope you can give me some daytime photos too of the exterior 😉

  6. 6 On April 26th, 2008, Dima said:

    It’s a good one 🙂